When a government shutdown loomed in 2011, the Twitterverse had some fun with #govtshutdownpickuplines .
They're back!
Here are some of the better, slightly naughty ones we're seeing (we also also checked #shutdownpicklines ):
-- " You're all the stimulus I need ."
-- " I'm on furlough from the TSA. Want me to wand you? "
-- " Do you work for the government? Because you shut. it. down ."
-- " Where have you been sequestered all my life? "
-- " Do you not carry health insurance? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you ."
-- " My resolution continues ALL NIGHT. "
-- " The IRS is suspending all audit activities. But I'll still check you out ."
-- " The only thing nonessential about you are those pants ."
There's also some tweeting about about #ifgovernmentshutsdown. Here's one of those:
-- " #ifgovernmentshutsdown then who's going to read my emails before me? "
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