For this week's Sandwich Monday, we try Le Whif breathable chocolate. It's a great way to get your chocolate fix without all the pesky chewing. It's also the perfect thing if you've been meaning to start smoking but want to ease your way in.
Like a cigarette, without the cool factor.
Mike: inhaling chocolate or playing a tiny flute?
Weirdly, it's as if Robert has done this before.
Sandwich Monday: Breathable Chocolate
[If you were about to note that this doesn't look like a sandwich, keep in mind the Sandwich Draft Principle applies.]
With Thanksgiving a few days away, you have to save as much stomach room as you can. That means, of course, breathing your food. To that end: Le Whif Breathable Chocolate. They're like little plastic chocolate cigarettes, filled with some kind of chocolate powder.
Ian: It's a powder. We're breathing Chocothrax!
George: It tastes like riding your bike behind a bus.
Mike: I think this is giving me Brown Lung.
Mike: Why is it called Le Whif? Is it French?
Robert: Man, this is so much easier to sneak into the boy's room than the "Le Bong" from high school.
Ian: Le Whif is better than Le Whiffre, which makes your eye bleed.
Eva: I'll have to smoke a pack of cigarettes to get this chocolate smell out of my clothes.
Mike: This is not only delicious; it's a great way for chocoholics to wean themselves. It's a kind of chocodone.
Robert: Much more effective than the Hershey's patch.
Peter: This is the first confectionery that requires you to stuff a towel under the crack of your door.
Ian: I could see you getting in a bad inhale-munchies-inhale-munchies cycle with these things.
Eva: This will be a very unsatisfying dessert after I go inhale the air inside a McDonald's for lunch.
Mike: What's the legal blood-chocolate level? I don't want to fail a chocolyzer test.
[The verdict: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: I DON'T KNOW IF THESE WILL HARM YOUR HEALTH OR ANYTHING, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF GROSS. ]